File# 3251 : The Meow creature

Posted: Thursday, February 10, 2011 by Stained in Labels: , ,
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Log 3251, Gregorian date 100211

Eight hours of sleep necessity if not ten lack of which leads to preposterous crankiness. Anything less is by choice but adequately compensated down the road. This obviously is history for several months. If lucky, 4 hours of sleep is all that is found made difficult by this creature... (photo attached)

The weather has taken a dip and the demand for warm blankets have spiked. In possession of the warmest blanket leads to unnecessary attention from these sharp clawed creatures in turn resulting in more sleepless nights. The fight has been ferocious with bites and pushes being encountered. The deathly weapon i.e. the “I’m so adorable, please don’t hurt me” look has been engaged numerous times working it’s (confundus) charm around thwarting every possible counter attack. The blanky battle might have been lost but the war isn’t over yet...
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*locks the door to the cat litter*
*evil laugh*
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Damn it...thwarted by those cries (they seem to call them meows) to higher powers. They haz made the Mom open the door.
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The food supply has been cut off.
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*Purrr...*
Oh no!!!
*Purrrrrrrr...*
I shall not give in...
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*
You shall not take me alive...
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*
*Cough* aaaaahhhh....it wraps around my feet...
*Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...*
Awwww.... ^_^
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*Meow*
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*Static*

-end of transmission-

4 comments:

  1. Harsha says:

    hahahahaha!!

    This is hilarious!

    Hope you get some sleep :o)

  1. SJ says:

    sleepless winters....jut wait for summer to get some sleep , i say....... that's an absolutely cuddly picture..... <3 it.... :)

  1. SJ says:

    forgot to add : ..... cuddly picture .... apart from her claws ... >.<

  1. Stained says:

    @Harsh...Sleep o_O what's that??

    @SJ...claws or no claws...she's cuddly ^_^

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